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China Sweetens Deal With Technology Transfer
February 5, 2019
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The Trump administration hope to be able to announce some clear progress with the Chinese trade war negotiations this week. A spokesperson for the White House said that they were excited about the possibility of […]
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East Coast Hit by Severe Fake Weather
January 20, 2019
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Fake storms are becoming the latest threat to hit a United States already buried in fake news. A fake superstorm hit the Eastern Coast of the USA Saturday night into Sunday bringing occasional snowflakes and […]
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USA Compliant with Emissions Standards Thanks to Shutdown
January 13, 2019
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Finally some good news for the USA — it has at last met the emissions targets set under the Paris Agreement, with mid-January figures showing a marked improvement. Experts point to the government shutdown as […]
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Moon Mysteriously Disappears From Western Skies
January 7, 2019
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Astronomers are increasingly concerned about the non-appearance of the moon over the western world’s nighttime skies. Usually at this time of year the full moon is clearly visible, however for two nights in a row […]
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Amazon’s Megalomaniac Christmas Plans Revealed
December 25, 2018
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One of Jeff Bezos’ management memos has been leaked to the Turunn Tribune, shared in the hope that Amazon’s latest project, verging on the truly megalomaniacal, can be stopped. The most innocent part of the […]
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Grassroots Support for Bush 2020 Presidential Run
December 8, 2018
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The possiblility of a new era in the Bush presidential dynasty edged closer to reality this week as top Republicans endorsed the idea of a 2020 challenge for party leadership in the event that Trump […]
