China to Host all Future Olympic Events

In a shock statement issued earlier today the International Olympic Committee announced that all future Olympic events–both the summer and winter games– will be held in Beijing, China starting in 2022. FIFA have also made it…


Trump Blames Hot Weather on Immigration

Fresh controversy this morning as President Trump  tweeted “they brought the weather with them…immigration from hot countries affects our climate“, alluding to the heatwave experienced on the American East Coast this winter. The President’s tweet also states that scientists from…



First Chinese National Deported Under Expedited Removal Plan

The Swedish Associated Press Reporting from Washington DC. Deportation of unauthorized immigrants and any aliens suspected to have committed crimes has begun en masse in Donald Trump’s USA. The administration has shown its determination to target foreigners with…



Trump Time: USA to go Metric!

After his meeting with the Canadian Premier, President Trump has declared that he is “fully in favor” of moving the entire North American continent to Metric Time (MT). Canada is committed to making this shift…