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Film & Entertainment September 8, 2017

Locked and Loaded 2: Domination of the Dishwashers

In a classic case of art imitating reality, the plot of this new film is disturbingly close to real-life, as recently reported in The Turunn Tribune. Below is the review from the Swedish movie review…

Politics, Trending August 30, 2017

Locked and Loaded: “Weapons of Mass Dishtruction” to be Deployed in North Korea

In another world exclusive The Turunn Tribune can reveal the true meaning of President Trump’s “Locked and Loaded” threat. We obtained leaked correspondence between CIA and senior Samsung executives in Seoul revealing a plot far…

Politics, Trending August 21, 2017

Trump Supports the Tribune!

President Trump tweeted his support for the “Stop the Eclipse” campaign last night, saying: “I can’t condone this eclipse; I agree with the Swiss [sic] that this is not the time to spread bigoted symbolism….

Politics, Trending August 20, 2017

Stop the Eclipse! End Racially Insensitive Symbolism!

The Turunn Tribune is taking a firm stance on the August 21st solar eclipse. We urge our readers to lobby their elected representatives to stop all forms of racial insensitivity, including this thinly-veiled cosmic messaging…

Politics, TribbiLeaks August 17, 2017

UN Stockpiling Ahead of Potential North Korean Conflict

The United Nations are stepping-up their efforts in the lead-in to an impending nuclear crisis. Sources close to The Tribune leaked photographs showing the organization’s stockpiles under their New York City Headquarters. The pictures reveal…

Advertisement, Film & Entertainment August 13, 2017

Britain’s Most Intelligent Frozen Foods

The latest series from the BBC–Britain’s Most Intelligent Frozen Foods–has everything we love! Geriatric presenters, local dullards, a banal pointless premise and tedious banter that we affectionally consider quirky. This will be astoundingly popular everywhere…