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Trump Trumps Brexit With Duckxit

In a shock deal revealed by Tweet last night, President Trump announced the first legal secession from the United States of America. The surprise was that this was not California or Texas–both vying for the […]

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Politics

Trump Trumps Brexit With Duckxit

In a shock deal revealed by Tweet last night, President Trump announced the first legal secession from the United States of America. The surprise was that this was not California or Texas–both vying for the […]

Health

FCC Set To Regulate Kung Fu and Tai Chi

The US Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is poised to submit regulations to limit the amount of exposure to certain practitioners of Chinese martial arts including Kung Fu, Tai Chi and Qigong. The new laws are […]

Politics

Trump Touts Tribune!

The Turunn Tribune received a major endorsement yesterday, receiving a positive recommendation from President Donald Trump himself, pictured above with a Tribune postcard. Mr. Trump added: The Turunn Tribune is very real fake news, not like […]

Film & Entertainment

Edinburgh Fringe Excludes LGBT

The recent trend in high profile arts events refusing entry to LGBT acts continues, with Edinburgh’s Fringe Festival 2018 making the controversial decision to ban LGBT performers. As The Tribune is launching its own art […]