Brexit to Britandinavia

Following our previous exclusive on the upcoming British referendum, The Turunn Tribune brings you another first, in the form of a leaked memo from the British Prime Minister, Mr. David Cameron. The document appears to show Mr. Cameron’s “Plan B”, a framework for Britain to officially become part of Scandinavia.  We managed to obtain the document during a flurry of recent British diplomatic activity in the Nordic region. Close links with the housekeeping service at the Royal Kabbala Hotel in Copenhagen (where the diplomatic corps were based) allowed some papers to be “cleaned-up” from a leather briefcase. After much debate we have decided to publish the memorandum in its entirety without further editorial comment. Unlike many, we have no wish to influence the choice of the British people who are the best placed to make this complex socioeconomic decision.

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