UN Stockpiling Ahead of Potential North Korean Conflict

The United Nations are stepping-up their efforts in the lead-in to an impending nuclear crisis. Sources close to The Tribune leaked photographs showing the organization’s stockpiles under their New York City Headquarters. The pictures reveal shelves packed with supplies that US citizens would need in the event of a nuclear strike that knocked out their malls.

The Turunn Tribune would like to emphasize that the UN is not just thousands of bureaucrats sitting around in innumerable quangos above a big New York City bookstore and gift shop. These photographs are evidence of their important role in an increasingly dangerous world.