New Study Shows Link Between Stable Marriages and Health

A surprising new paper published in the Journal of Matrimonial Research provides compelling information regarding the effect of stable marriages on health. The research defies the current paradigm by proving that these can actually be damaging to your well-being. The study, which also found that such marriages are ten times more common in rural areas, described a list of symptoms commonly experienced by couples:

  • Severe allergies
  • Difficulty sleeping
  • Rashes
  • Rhinitis
  • Watery eyes
  • Respiratory illness

The paper concludes:

The majority of symptoms can be attributed to the animals and supplies of hay. The constant neighing was cited frequently as a source of poor sleep, and the mixture of animal hair and grain-based foodstuffs is a potent inducer of allergic syndromes