Scrottfroght’s Edible Adventurer Apparel

Thanks to the Scrottfroght’s mountainwear design team your huskies, sherpas and slightly overweight climbing buddy will sleep a little more easily on the next expedition. Scrottfroght’s Edible Adventurer Apparel solves the problem of what to eat when supplies run out. Simply take off your gloves and chow down a nutritious protein and cartilage meal while your colleagues starve on the frozen rocks. No more drawing straws, no more arguing over who gets the leg, just get munching those mitts!

For maximum security buy the full range of gloves, boots and hat. Edible tents are coming soon!

Also recommended when flying over mountaineous regions on airlines with poor safety records.

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