As a gift to our readers living in the USA we offer the only guaranteed method of avoiding Jury Duty available for less than $10! The stylish new Turunn Tribune bumper sticker will ensure that you are never picked to be a juror! During the jury selection voir dire process prospective jurors are asked if they have a bumper sticker and, if so, what it says. By ensuring you always display our stylish new sticker you will both promote our Swedish style of pure fake news and ensure that no right-minded legal professionals will keep you on a jury panel.
We won’t see you in court!