Swedish Hot Raccoon Yoga

Tired of boring yoga classes that leave you feeling hungry because they play the same bland music as your favorite Thai fusion restaurant? Failed to find nirvana in Hot Yoga or Goat Yoga? We bring you the class that will finally open your third eye: Scrottfroght’s Hot Raccoon Yoga! Freshly imported Montreal raccoons are heated to a temperature of 100 degrees before being unleashed during down dog. Breath control and energy flow reach new heights as these hot pups playfully scurry and nip. This will finally flip your dog! 

You know it’s Scrottfroght’s! Now providing exercise classes for the new new age.