Film & Entertainment

Britain’s Most Intelligent Frozen Foods

The latest series from the BBC–Britain’s Most Intelligent Frozen Foods–has everything we love! Geriatric presenters, local dullards, a banal pointless premise and tedious banter that we affectionally consider quirky. This will be astoundingly popular everywhere […]

Sports

China to Host all Future Olympic Events

In a shock statement issued earlier today the International Olympic Committee announced that all future Olympic events–both the summer and winter games– will be held in Beijing, China starting in 2022. FIFA have also made it […]

Politics

Trump Time: USA to go Metric!

After his meeting with the Canadian Premier, President Trump has declared that he is “fully in favor” of moving the entire North American continent to Metric Time (MT). Canada is committed to making this shift […]

Crime and Terrorism

ISIS Plan Chilling New Terror Plot

TribbiLeaks today released exclusive details of a “chilling” menace to the United States in the form of a new ISIS initiative: the Snow Bomb. This new threat is another unintended consequence of American Intelligence Agencies’ […]

Religion

The Sunday Spiritual

In this age of increasing religious segregation and mistrust the Turunn Tribune is committed to easing social tensions and being a voice for community integration. This new feature, “Sunday Spiritual”, will include interpretation of passages […]

Politics

Trump To Ban Halal Food in the USA

President Trump announced today that he will ban Halal food from being sold in the USA. If he follows-through with this threat it will be his most inflammatory action in an already turbulent presidency. Muslims may only eat […]