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Smell Like A Man with Scrottfroght’s!

Stay Fresh! Stay Herring Fresh! Scrottfroght’s Hürring Sprie combines ethically compressed herring-liver oils with the tang of saltwater and fish urine decanted from the fish bins. It’s a natural freshness you can trust! Scrottfroght’s are proud […]

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SwissAir: The Caring Carrier

SwissAir know there are many reasons that you come to Switzerland to spend your money; some reasons are more personal than others and so we make it easy for your to make those delicate choices. […]

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Scrottfroght’s Peanut-Free Peanuts

New from Scrottfroght’s: genetically modified peanuts that do not contain any trace of peanuts! Scientists in the R&D division of our canning operations have used leading-edge CRISPR technology to genetically remove all peanut from the […]

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Scrottfroght’s Fermented Herring Bladders

The freshest bladders steeped in aged barnacle rinse and traditionally fermented in the armpits of Norwegian immigrant workers. You know it’s Scrottfroght’s! Jaghen! TTT will be featuring informercials as we fund an upcoming relocation of […]