Politics



Post-Xi Jingping: A New Asian Pop Landscape

Following Chinese premier Xi Jinping’s marathon speech yesterday we are excited to be the first to redefine the Asia-Pacific music map. The Turunn Tribune’s music correspondent Stig Huündersfløos provided this new lexicon for those wishing…




Trump Supports the Tribune!

President Trump tweeted his support for the “Stop the Eclipse” campaign last night, saying: “I can’t condone this eclipse; I agree with the Swiss [sic] that this is not the time to spread bigoted symbolism….




Climate Change Denial Denied!

Things are heating up in the climate change debate. A new faction has emerged who deny that climate change is being denied, claiming that climate change denial is simply a “false flag” operation for the…


Macron Election Signals Shift in Sock Preferences

The election of Emmanuel Macron has sent a “sockwave” through the French footwear establishment. Psychologists have long known that men’s sock color reflects their degree of manliness and virility. Typically French men fall on the feminine…