Crime and Terrorism

China Unleashes Operation Teriyaki Boy

China has taken a radical new step in the trade war, leaving Americans defenseless—under attack in their own homes and workplaces. According to the CIA’s Department of Food Terrorism it’s already too late to stop the […]


Trump Touts Tribune!

The Turunn Tribune received a major endorsement yesterday, receiving a positive recommendation from President Donald Trump himself, pictured above with a Tribune postcard. Mr. Trump added: The Turunn Tribune is very real fake news, not like […]