Religion

Politics, Religion September 14, 2017

The Dead Sea Trolls: A New Warning from the Scriptures

The Bible and other religious texts are rich sources of information that can be mined to predict catastrophes and Armageddons, yet research conducted by The Turunn Tribune indicates that there is significant misinterpretation of key…

Politics, Religion March 20, 2017

Pope and Trump Agree to End Disestablishment of Church

Another bastion of western democracy is under attack from President Trump. In a “rather cooperative” call with Pope Francis, the leaders of Church and State agreed to end the longstanding separation between Church and Gift…

Religion, Self-Improvement February 4, 2017

The Sunday Spiritual

In this age of increasing religious segregation and mistrust the Turunn Tribune is committed to easing social tensions and being a voice for community integration. This new feature, “Sunday Spiritual”, will include interpretation of passages…

Religion, TribbiLeaks November 13, 2016

Church To Rebrand Jesus as “Jihadi”

The Turunn Tribune continues to dominate the internet leak space while also-ran Assange contents himself with leaking dreary emails from some of the world’s most boring politicians. There are no sour grapes between us and…

Music, Religion September 3, 2016

Catholic Church Designates Harmonica as “Instrument of the Devil”

After an extraordinary Vatican Congress, Pope Francis announced that the harmonica has been formally designated “Instrument of the Devil” by the Catholic Church. Effective immediately churchgoers not are allowed to bring the instrument into churches,…