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First Indian Temple Built Entirely Out of Naan Bread Opens in New Jersey

June 21, 2019 Swedish Press Comments Off on First Indian Temple Built Entirely Out of Naan Bread Opens in New Jersey

A new wonder of the world has been completed in New Jersey! In a massive show of Indian power, a huge religious complex has been built just outside of Robbinsville, New Jersey. The central “mandir” […]

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Royal Swedish Lines Offer New Missile Watching Cruises

March 3, 2019 Swedish Press Comments Off on Royal Swedish Lines Offer New Missile Watching Cruises

Spring is the beginning of the Asian missile season, a great time to watch the colorful selection of missiles launched at the behest of power-crazed leaders into the blue skies above turquoise tropical seas. The […]

Politics

Trump Trumps Brexit With Duckxit

September 22, 2018 Swedish Press Comments Off on Trump Trumps Brexit With Duckxit

In a shock deal revealed by Tweet last night, President Trump announced the first legal secession from the United States of America. The surprise was that this was not California or Texas–both vying for the […]

Tech

UK Concedes: New High Speed Train Route Planned After Protests

August 6, 2018 Swedish Press Comments Off on UK Concedes: New High Speed Train Route Planned After Protests

After months of protests from residents of the English countryside, the British government has finally conceded and altered its controversial high speed rail plans. A spokesman for the Department for Transport told The Tribune: We […]

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Patented Feeder Brings Unicorns Back to Pennsylvania

August 3, 2018 Swedish Press Comments Off on Patented Feeder Brings Unicorns Back to Pennsylvania

“It’s a Teapot! Art, Antiques and More” of Peddler’s Village Pennsylvania are claiming to be the first store in the world to offer a fully functioning Unicorn Feeder.  According to business owner Mr. Jackson Holefood: […]

Politics

Trump Gethsemane Hotel Will Welcome First Guests in 2019

May 29, 2018 Swedish Press Comments Off on Trump Gethsemane Hotel Will Welcome First Guests in 2019

The Trump organization announced today that a new hotel—a five-star lifestyle experience—will be built at the foot of the Mount of Olives in the Garden of Gethsemane in Jerusalem. The hotel will be constructed amongst […]

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Dog Joins United’s “Million Miler” Club

March 17, 2018 Swedish Press Comments Off on Dog Joins United’s “Million Miler” Club

Following United Airlines’ recent spate of doggie disasters we are pleased to report on a heartwarming story of canine conquest in the air. Meet Roger, an unassuming Golden Retriever with a slight limp, who, at […]

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Life in the Bus Lane: New Mass Transit Elite Programs

February 28, 2018 Swedish Press Comments Off on Life in the Bus Lane: New Mass Transit Elite Programs

Inspired by high profitability in the airline sector, bus companies are eying the idea of elite programs, with operators in Sweden, UK and the USA planning to introduce new premier offerings in 2018. The USA’s […]

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World’s First Bitcoin-Only Street Food Stand to Open in 2018

December 13, 2017 Swedish Press Comments Off on World’s First Bitcoin-Only Street Food Stand to Open in 2018

Bitcoin fever is gripping the world, trickling down even to street food vendors. Coladas Gourmet Guacamole Inc., a New Jersey company with a total workforce of 2.5 announced today that its operations would be conducted […]

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Appalachia has Risen! Soothe Body and Spirit in the “New Sedona”

July 23, 2017 Swedish Press Comments Off on Appalachia has Risen! Soothe Body and Spirit in the “New Sedona”

Things have changed in Appalachia. It was the well-meaning white people’s Mecca, so rich in poor white people that Christians could travel hundreds of miles to build houses and perform charitable acts without having to […]

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