Justin Time: Quebec to go Metric!

In a surprise announcement Canada’s Justin Trudeau announced that the province of Quebec will switch to metric time (MT) in 2020. All of Quebec’s timepieces will be converted to the new system over the course of…



Child Slaves on Organic Farms

Children as young as 10 years old are being put to work on organic farms in Pennsylvania. While the goods are kept free of chemical contaminants they are indelibly tainted with the taste of juvenile…


Hillary Lacist: America’s Asians Will Vote Trump!

In a world exclusive we reveal the bigotry inherent in Hillary Clinton. A prominent member of America’s Asian community told TTT: “For Chinese people it very difficult to say Hirraree Crinton; many Asian people want to…


Swedish for Schrootnenfluughers!

The Tribune feels duty-bound to expose more of our fascinating Swedish culture to the rest of the world. Appreciation of all things Swedish requires a rudimentary understanding of our magnificent language. Here we will begin…


Scrottfroght’s Peanut-Free Peanuts

New from Scrottfroght’s: genetically modified peanuts that do not contain any trace of peanuts! Scientists in the R&D division of our canning operations have used leading-edge CRISPR technology to genetically remove all peanut from the…


Scrottfroght’s Fermented Herring Bladders

The freshest bladders steeped in aged barnacle rinse and traditionally fermented in the armpits of Norwegian immigrant workers. You know it’s Scrottfroght’s! Jaghen! TTT will be featuring informercials as we fund an upcoming relocation of…


Michelle Obama Shocks Queen with Crazy Afro

World exclusive! The Turunn Tribune has decided to publish a photo showing Michelle Obama breaking all Royal protocol by sporting a wild retro-funky Afro hairstyle in the presence of HM Queen Elizabeth. The ‘do featured…


Shads, Witches and Wind-chimes: A Strange Brew on the Delaware!

Today’s Travel Supplement preview has a special significance for native Swedes. It’s the only event on the country’s official Hurringstkalandarr (literal translation “herring calendar”– a national registry of herring-related events worldwide) that does not feature…


Swim Spa Resort Vacations on a Shoestring

The Turunn Tribune Travel Special will feature lots of fun tips to make your trip special, enjoying budget experiences that many pay of thousands of krona for. One of these is the thrill of swimming with graceful aquatic creatures…