Toblerone’s Tobler Torture!

Toblerone is a Swiss icon–the delicious triangular chocolate filled with almond nougat bits that get stuck in your teeth–it’s the epitome of wholesome Swiss-ness. Until now. Like many things Swiss there’s evil lurking in the shadow…


Evil Switzerland

Switzerland might look like a the cover of a luxury chocolate box but it has long been suspected that amongst the milk chocolate truffles and nougat swirls lurk dark secrets. The Turunn Tribune has looked…


New Study Shows Dentists Don’t Take Enough X-Rays

An alarming new study has shown that the current regime of dental X-rays may be insufficient to adequately detect potential periodontal pathologies. For example, in the USA dentists will routinely take a set of 18 X-rays…



Justin Time: Quebec to go Metric!

In a surprise announcement Canada’s Justin Trudeau announced that the province of Quebec will switch to metric time (MT) in 2020. All of Quebec’s timepieces will be converted to the new system over the course of…



Child Slaves on Organic Farms

Children as young as 10 years old are being put to work on organic farms in Pennsylvania. While the goods are kept free of chemical contaminants they are indelibly tainted with the taste of juvenile…


Hillary Lacist: America’s Asians Will Vote Trump!

In a world exclusive we reveal the bigotry inherent in Hillary Clinton. A prominent member of America’s Asian community told TTT: “For Chinese people it very difficult to say Hirraree Crinton; many Asian people want to…


Swedish for Schrootnenfluughers!

The Tribune feels duty-bound to expose more of our fascinating Swedish culture to the rest of the world. Appreciation of all things Swedish requires a rudimentary understanding of our magnificent language. Here we will begin…