New Ford F150 Hybrid Praised by EPA

The EPA and President Trump praised Ford for the design of the new Ford F-150 hybrid pickup truck. A joint statement released today claimed: This is a truly American hybrid; built in America by American…




Civil Unrest Follows Church Panpipe Ban

The Church’s decision to add panpipes to their list of “Instruments of The Devil” has provoked a strong reaction from congregations across the world, notably in South America where churchgoers are vehemently opposed to the…





Trump Supports the Tribune!

President Trump tweeted his support for the “Stop the Eclipse” campaign last night, saying: “I can’t condone this eclipse; I agree with the Swiss [sic] that this is not the time to spread bigoted symbolism….