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Speling Bee 2017 Mug
Glazed in Swedish whale keratin, durable and educational!
Anual Spelling Bee Mug
Still glazed in Swedish whale keratin, still durable and educational but without the embarrassing spelling error in the 2017 mug.
Real Fake News Ring Tee
Not glazed in Swedish whale keratin, durable but not educational, stylish and kunderschöoln, a fashion classic.
Brian Beardstein Off My Road! Tee
Let pedestrians, disabled people, car drivers, and anyone annoyingly using your road know exactly what you think. Design endorsed by Brian Beardstein, President, Delaware Flyers Cyclists Club.
Swedish Ralph Lauren Polo
To widen Ralph Lauren’s appeal to include people who do not want pillaging British colonialists on their apparel, we have partnered to redesign the brand for the 21st century. The new line of Polos is iconic in its simplicity. It’s exactly the same as today’s Polo shirt, except that the annoying polo-horse emblem has been removed. This is the Swedish principle of guntelschnhülmenstacht–sparse simplicity–incarnate in a leisure shirt.
Scrottfroght’s Gluten Supplement
Don’t let those intolerant people browbeat you over your gluten deficiency. Scrottfroght’s Gluten Supplement comes in a stylish case that is at home on any table, easily prompting the customary before-dinner conversation about everyone’s digestive problems.