Crime and Terrorism

China Unleashes Operation Teriyaki Boy

China has taken a radical new step in the trade war, leaving Americans defenseless—under attack in their own homes and workplaces. According to the CIA’s Department of Food Terrorism it’s already too late to stop the […]


Trump Deal on Super Bowl Angers NFL

NFL officials are reportedly fuming after the President’s “deal” with the Chinese Premier to allow the 2022 Super Bowl to be held in Beijing. The Chinese capital has secured the rights to hold the Olympics, […]


China to Host all Future Olympic Events

In a shock statement issued earlier today the International Olympic Committee announced that all future Olympic events–both the summer and winter games– will be held in Beijing, China starting in 2022. FIFA have also made it […]